Apr 1 Breaking News: WMD Found

Form: Free Verse

After five years of violence and slaughter,
Evidence has finally been uncovered of WMD.
There it was in plain sight, ignored so many times,
A pea shooter and a casket of dried pea.

Spud guns in red, blue, and yellow,
Yes, we should have been so afraid.
Organic biological warfare, such a danger,
Unearthed yesterday morning in a dawn raid.

Information is coming from the Beeb and ITN,
Aggi Omar is heading to the scene in a dash.
Paxo, a report is preparing for Newsnight.
If you are affected, please call this number – end of newsflash

©JG Farmer 2008

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