This poem was so worth making a brew for, a great pen, from Hobbo

Monstergran With her curly grey hair and her old-lady clothes be decidedly careful not to get up her nose. For, behind the kind smile and the twinkling eyes lurks a wicked old monster who is thinly disguised as a dear little granny with long skinny arms and a baking-bread smell but under those charms there's a monstrous creature hiding beneath with a huge appetite and long, yellow teeth, who can suddenly change and turn really nasty so, best not upset her or you'll finish, a pasty.